baroquen-sol:

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

• heart: treat yo self
• bank account: please dear god do not do that

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jayqwellin:

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oblomovite:

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

jaackfrost:

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

lightfulfillment:

im not black so i won’t speak over y'all but i will gladly stand next to, behind, or with y'all. anything i can do.

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jayqwellin:

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foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

yayrissan:

My favorite part of this is that the same deputy fell for the trap twice

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reptilearts:

Brake for Turtles!! :) Turtles share the roads with us! Be conscious of wildlife, help save a turtle! :) Feel free to share this image to spread the word 😊🐢💚